[Lethargic Panda]: A Turkey burn. o.o *notes* And what if putting down others is our only way to feel good about ourselves, and this entire wiki is secretly a vice to fight our impending woes? Huh? *weaves an elaborate tale* People need to realize there's a difference between depression and just feeling sad, and bugger off. While you may find it cold that people falsely contesting the main point of this wiki get flamed, you have to realize that our majority is vindictive assholes, so it's not so easily stopped. >.>

[Sagacious Turkey]: *shakes fist* ...I burn lots of people, mind you... just ask Billy... the Fourth of July army man veteran...

[Lethargic Panda]: *notes Turkey's famine* *offers secretly diseased blankets* >:D *has no genocides planned* *takes land* *laughs insidiously* *strums a jolly ol' tune* *coughs* *gives Turkey a Dawson's Creek lunch pale* *is more menacing each day*

[Sagacious Turkey]: AAAH!!! Dawson's Creek!!! ...*hiss*... it burnsss usss...

[Lethargic Panda]: *presses it into your skin* BWA HA HA HA HA. Feel like coughing up blood?

[Sagacious Turkey]: uh... *coughs up blood* ...maybe...

[Lethargic Panda]: *coughs up more blood* I'm so much cooler. What's the coolest word which starts with a v?

[Sagacious Turkey]: *coughs up a lung*...ha! ...vacuum...?

[Lethargic Panda]: We were playing Firstonetocoughupalungistheultimateloser. >.> And, while the act of vacuuming is undeniably cool, there are cooler words out there. *is filled with shame* You've shamed us!

[Sagacious Turkey]: wh- what?! ...velocity!

[Lethargic Panda]: ...Perv!! *tells on you*

[Sagacious Turkey]: I just finished writing a poem for the girl at school that likes me... "I'll be blunt, you sloven wench. You're rank with odor and veiled in stench. I didn't like and never will, you're covered in grime and filled with swill. So ends my poem, I'd like to conclude, you've the brains of a shrimp, one ever so shrewd." ...she'll be receiving this seventh period, so she doesn't cry at school... *maniacal laughter*

[Sagacious Turkey]: *schlaps forehead* ...I don't know what you're talking about!

[Lethargic Panda]: ...o.o What does Turkey hold against said girl?

[Sagacious Turkey]: *shrugs*

[The Right]: *sighs* it's my b-day and everyone I Had plans with ditched out on me. fuckers.

[Lethargic Panda]: ...*curiouses* Does he secretly lurve her?

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...WHAT?!

[Lethargic Panda]: ...And...agh. Sorries. *is here* :D

[Lethargic Panda]: x.x *dies*

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...uh huh... riiiiiight...

[Lethargic Panda]: Turkey is in lurve. >.>

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...turkey's in lurve... with the contents of his refrigerator...

[Lethargic Panda]: And the aforementioned lady friend.

[Sagacious Turkey]: If by "aforementioned lady friend" you mean Allie, then yes...

[Lethargic Panda]: Is Allie the girl you wrote the depressing poem for?

[Sagacious Turkey]: Nope...

[Lethargic Panda]: Then no. Aha!

[Sagacious Turkey]: Whatever milks your guernsey... [Mortified Penguin] dated his cousin! ...spread the word! ...and by "word", I don't mean butter...

[Lethargic Panda]: ...Dated whose cousin?

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...[Mortified Penguin]'s cousin...

[Lethargic Panda]: ...x.x He dated his own cousin?

[Sagacious Turkey]: *nodnod*... he told me himself...

[Lethargic Panda]: Turkey is an incredibly trustworthy source. *ponders this information*

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...You're darn straight!

[Lethargic Panda]: Your pants are on fire.

[Sagacious Turkey]: Hmm... that seems to happen a lot lately...

[Lethargic Panda]: It must be a sign. o.o

[AbLam]: That's gross......

[Lethargic Panda]: How so?

[AbLam]: The cousin thinfg

[Lethargic Panda]: That was ages ago. >.>

[Sagacious Turkey]: Yeah... back in the Middle ages...

[Lethargic Panda]: Before then. o.o

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...the time of Christ...?

[Lethargic Panda]: Pretty sure it was before that too. >.>

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...australopithecine?!

[Dil*]: no way, people dated their cousins as recent as the 1800s..it was common then. Mind you, people still do it (evidently).

[AbLam]: Ooooh.....Abby said, embarrassed.

[Lethargic Panda]: ...What did you say 'no way' to?

[Dil*]: to the dating cousins thing, someone said 'ages ago' or back in the middle ages when people dated their cousins. I said they were way off, cause' people dated their cousins as recently as the 1800s (commonly)

[Sagacious Turkey]: This, my friends, is known as a miscommunication...

[Dil*]: ..I'm confused.

[nokaredes]: I think it's a subject change. >_>

[Lethargic Panda]: *nods to Turkey, but denies the friend part* *leaves Turkey all by his lonesome* >:D

[Lethargic Panda]: We were discussing when the comment was made, not when people dated their cousins. >.>

[nokaredes]: ...And then you weren't. Subject change, I say!

[Lethargic Panda]: The...subject changed...when...we were clarifying. <.<

[Sagacious Turkey]: Uh... riiiiiight...

[AbLam]: Yeah! SOOOOO.....anyone have a friend who cuts for attention? and anyone else find it ANNOYING as hell?

[The Right]: I know a few people but I wouldn't call them freinds.

[Lethargic Panda]: Everyone knows someone that does that. o.o

[nokaredes]: ...I don't! How dare you make such false accusations! :O

[Sagacious Turkey]: *schlaps forehead*

[AbLam]: I actually have a really good friend who does that! It is so annoying. I mean she is really nice and all but she pisses me off. She is also now claiming that she's bisexual. Funny how all the 'depressed people' just happen to be bisexual . She also tries to look creepy while pasisng me in the hallss...something that she doens't exactly excel at.

[taking back sunday]: ummm. im bisexual. im not depressed

[Sagacious Turkey]: Yeah... you're just stupid...

[nokaredes]: O_o

[Lethargic Panda]: *claps for random animosities*

[nokaredes]: ...random animosities...

[Lethargic Panda]: Very good, Allie. *is so very proud of you*

[The Right]: I agree with Killswitch...... bi, but not depressed......

[Lethargic Panda]: <.< You're not spose to agree with the person that gets called names.

[taking back sunday]: lol i dont mind cuz i couldent care less. its amusing. its just a steriotypical comment that bi's r deppressed. lol ummmm, ya.

[Lethargic Panda]: No one said bi's are depressed, just that "depressed," are bi. The quotes indicating that we're not talking about the genuinely depressed, to avoid confusing you further.

[Sagacious Turkey]: yeah... what it said...

[taking back sunday]: hummmm. thats confusing so ya. everyones opinions r accepted. sientific or otherwise.

[Lethargic Panda]: That wasn't confusing at all. x.x

[taking back sunday]: im illiterate

[taking back sunday]: lol

[Sagacious Turkey]: Shame on you... trying to avoid confusion by confusing people...

[taking back sunday]: im good at it

[AbLam]: I know that bis aren't depressed...my friend is PRETENDING to be a bi and PRETENDING to be depressed...so that she can be original , like the 200 other goths in our school. There's a diiference.

[Sagacious Turkey]: *smacks head*

[AbLam]: Well I thought I would make that clea.r

[AbLam]: PS. It IS bis not [bi's.].

[Sagacious Turkey]: Nooo... it's bisexuals...

[nokaredes]: Quit writing what I'm about to write! >_<

[Sagacious Turkey]: Sorry'm...

[Lethargic Panda]: Retreading old ground is annoying, and the included apostrophe is actually a variant spelling.

[taking back sunday]: lol. ur bestfriend must be a dictonary huh Lethargic Panda?

[AbLam]: It's not a variant....it's a grammar error. Even many of the grammar books have it wrong now.

[taking back sunday]: lol so what do you all have againts bi's? my friends asking

[AbLam]: What do you mean?

[AbLam]: I ahve nothing against bisexuals! (BIS, not bi's)

[taking back sunday]: w/e. idn what she ment k/ so ya sup?

[AbLam]: Gah..........

[taking back sunday]: um hi..............

[AbLam]: Sorry, it's along story, and really, you wouldn't be interested. So yeah, SUP?

[taking back sunday]: umm try me im interested

[AbLam]: Okay. My friend's an idiot and has no taste in guys.

[nokaredes]: I have one of those! x_x

[AbLam]: Reeeeeally. Well, they do abound.

[taking back sunday]: yup

[Lethargic Panda]: *goes to check before thinking many negative things about you* *thinks many negative things* http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bis While it would be a grammatical error, seeing as the word itself is slang, it's an accepted variant spelling. Don't act knowing of what you don't. >.< Likewise, 'bis' actually means other things, as well, so the apostrophe would be preferred.

[AbLam]: Not for plural, it wouldn't.

[Lethargic Panda]: You're doing the stereotypical fourteen year old 'uninformed but I still know all' thing. x.x

[AbLam]: http://webster.commnet.edu/grammar/marks/apostrophe.htm <--Check it out -the stereotypical fourteen year old uninformed know it all.

[Lethargic Panda]: Did you read what I wrote previously? x.x

[AbLam]: I did. I was talking about plurals in general..get over it.

[Lethargic Panda]: While that is indeed how an apostrophe is used, like most grammatical rules, there are exceptions. To randomly step away from the only word causing a problem, and discuss plurals in general, makes little sense.

[AbLam]: I does, actually, because I did not know that there were exceptions. And funnily enough, we got off the topic a while back..

[Lethargic Panda]: ...there's always exceptions. x.o

[AbLam]: Well, thank you, now I shall go to sleep very well-informed indeed.

[Lethargic Panda]: You are indeed welcome I've taken this time to move you up in the world.

[AbLam]: But have you noticed how people write ' i learned my abc's' and crap like that...WHICH IS NOT AN EXCEPTION. And not correct grammar.

[Lethargic Panda]: There's not much use in getting worked up over it. It's better to spend your time flaming those who truly slaughter the language.

[AbLam]: Lol...I know many of those...many, many many. Too many, really, to count. It's quite astounding, these people whose first LANGUAGE is english and can not spell to save their lives.

[Lethargic Panda]: It's more just sad. o.o But meh, the world is icky, what'd you expect?

[AbLam]: I kind of like the world, actually...

[The Right]: eh .... but sometimes it is entertaining to watch

[The Right]: eh .... but sometimes it is entertaining to watchlol

[AbLam]: It is a nice world...full of bunnies and flowers...And RAINBOWS!

[The Right]: BUNNIES! lol

[AbLam]: I like them..THey are fuzzy and make me smile.

[Lethargic Panda]: Bunnies are evil.

[AbLam]: Bunnies are hoppy.

[The Right]: I used to have a bunch of em.... when i worked for the Animal Rescue.

[Lethargic Panda]:

[AbLam]: GAHHHH! DON'T MASH THE BUNNIES! DON'T PLEASE DON't PLEASE!

[The Right]: AAAAAGHHHH!!!

[AbLam]: I agree!

[Lethargic Panda]:

[Lethargic Panda]: Better?

[The Right]: :(

[Yiwerra]: *sigh*  as i said before, maybe we should just all try to NOT watch this page, to avoid fights. *makes peace* was that correct english? i must say, it is quite amusing watching two english speaking people debating about their own grammatical rules and such. i am so happy i have the excuse not speaking it as my mother tongue >.<   i hate exceptions too. although it's cool to know them. the fun thing in german is that people find some grammatical structures too annoying and complicated and just ignore them sometimes. like all the declension, inflection, conjugation, the nominative, genitive, dative and accusative cases and their conjugations, the generally

[Yiwerra]: used perfect tense for the past as a standard, and it's different verb forms according to genders, cases and all the other shit; and ESPECIALLY the two subjunctive forms. no german is able to use them properly, because they simply suck. it's really not so hard. yes, all the verbs have different forms that you have to learn, but so what? i think it's similar in english. it's this "if i would do it" or "if i did it" (possibilty-form) .. something like that. OH GOD and the genitive. people are so lame, you wouldn't believe. they have used it wrong for such a long time now, that a mistake in that is nowadays not even considered as a 'mistake' anymore. no, it's "change of the language :)"

[Yiwerra]: fuckers. i enjoy teasing them with it, though. so sorry for the little german class. but languges are breaking down.         oh btw, did you know there is such a thing as "Accusative cum infinitivum" ? O____________o  ... reminds me of porn. sort of.   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_grammar

[Yiwerra]: oh and by the way - don't learn finnish. they have 16 cases.

[Lethargic Panda]: x.x *pats Ina* That was quite the explosion of words.

[Yiwerra]: Sorry. And OMG, I think I made a mistake in the text above, according to this rule that i read on the page [AbLam] linked: Confusing it's with its, the possessive of it, is perhaps the most common error in writing.     I never learned that in school :/ :(

[Lethargic Panda]: You can write as incoherently as can be and you'll still be adored. x.o Plus, seeing as it's your second language, you have major excuse.

[AbLam]: Hell yes, and you are still WAY more literate than many who have english as their FIRST language.

[taking back sunday]: ha ha thats a weird comic

[AbLam]: [Lethargic Panda], you know [Yiwerra]..Wow, cyberspace is small.

[Lethargic Panda]: Depends on which space you're in, I guess. o.o Ina and I are in a lot of the same places.

[AbLam]: She's on yoah house, is what I mean.

[Lethargic Panda]: Yes, yes she is. o.O

[nokaredes]: I know Panda too! :D My God, people who know each other chatting on the same wiki! It's so unheard of!

[AbLam]: Well [Yiwerra] seems to be everyhwre!

[nokaredes]: [Yiwerra] is everywhere. Some people say I am too.

[AbLam]: Yeah, you are too! It's so unsual. *buirsts into song SHE'S SO UNUSUAL'

[nokaredes]: *smacks head* MY TEACHER SAID THAT TO ME!

[Dil*]: I think [Yiwerra] is everywhere...so am I :P

[Lethargic Panda]: *knows many places you're not* *disproves theories* >:D

[AbLam]: Oooh...burn. You just got SHUT DOWN.

[The Right]: wow.... I almost expected someone to use the word "served"...... god that's annoying.... that and "hella"

[Dil*]: bah, I watch over 100 wikis :P

[Sagacious Turkey]: And I watch over 400... ha!

[nokaredes]: Me too ^_^

[Dil*]: aw shit, you're kidding o.o

[nokaredes]: ...No...why would I kid about something so small? No pun intended...

[Dil*]: I actually watch around 140 and even then elftown can consume my life....

[nokaredes]: I'm always on the computer anyway--looking something up, writing fanfiction, typing up my homework...I just multitask. And wiki-stalk (AKA watch but rarely comment). I've been watching this wiki for months...and I bet most of you didn't know. ^_^ You should have seen Pandaman's shock! XD

[Sagacious Turkey]: I knew!

[Lethargic Panda]: And I know all!!

[Dil*]: same, but I'm super-involved in alot of things...too

[Sagacious Turkey]: riiiiiiight...

[nokaredes]: You only know 'cause you've got my password. >_> And you don't know all! And all I do is write for my school newspaper...which I can do from the computer...which reminds me, I have to check my email! >_>

[The Right]: *raises eyebrow..... again*

[nokaredes]: *grins*

[Lethargic Panda]: Suspiciously happy. >.>

[nokaredes]: Who...me? *innocent look*

[Lethargic Panda]: Allie stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

[nokaredes]: *gasp* No I didn't! ...I'm learning to look those chocolate chip cookies in their beady little eyes and say, "No thanks."

[Lethargic Panda]: Even though everyone else is doing it?

[nokaredes]: Yuppers.

[Lethargic Panda]: That shows internal strength; let us psychoanalyze you!!

[nokaredes]: ...Okay!

[Lethargic Panda]: Now, tell us your life story. And...tell me what kind of fast food I want.

[nokaredes]: My life's story? I was born...I lived...I am currently still living...and going to college! But I don't know what kind of fast food you want. >_>

[Lethargic Panda]: ...o.o College is the devil. And why not? *whines*

[nokaredes]: College is cool, and you're too far away for me to tell.

[Sagacious Turkey]: Excuses, excuses...

[nokaredes]: Oh? Then you tell him what fast food he wants.

[Sagacious Turkey]: Why, sure I will! ...he wants... food... that has been... cooked... and... tastes good... and... he wants it fast! ...*waits for applause to end*... thank you! Thank you all! ...'cept little Timmy... that jerk didn't even give me a standing ovation... just because he's paraplegic doesn't mean he has to be so rude...

[nokaredes]: *applauds sarcastically*

[Sagacious Turkey]: Spank you! Spank you very much!

[nokaredes]: >_> Not here! <_<

[Dil*]: ....get a room! >.>

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...uh... er... typo...?

[Lethargic Panda]: *is offended by this*

[nokaredes]: *is offended that you're offended*

[Sagacious Turkey]: I find the two of you being offended, very offensive...

[nokaredes]: :O

[The Right]: *inserts some comment about flying monkeys*

[Sagacious Turkey]: *shoots the monkeys out of the sky*

[nokaredes]: Since when was this wiki Bob's Diner?!

[Sagacious Turkey]: Since I planted that flag... *points at the flag* "This wiki is hereby owned by the sydicate of Bob's Diner... hence making it also... 'Bob's Diner'..."

[The Right]: um..... I think not..... lol